Uncle Ben: Shiznit

Shiznit, adj: (1) the best (2) the greatest in a certain category or universally (3) gaddam’ phenomenal, bi-atch!

In the spirit of “Malibu’s Most Wanted”, which I had the pleasure of watching last night, and on the occasion of Fed Week, I give you:

Uncle Ben: Shiznit

Uncle Ben, he’ll cut the rates,

And drop Ben Franklins in your face.

Uncle Ben don’t read Ayn Rand,

He’ll send gold to a thousand.

Uncle Ben the inflation hawk,

Dollar getting smaller than an Ewok.

Uncle Ben, his will will render,

A house of pain on foreign lenders.